Ten (OK, 12) Reasons Why You Should Register for the American Odyssey Relay

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12. You’ll get to use that cool car window paint.

 

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11.  Chance to practice other critical skills in addition to running.

 

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10.  Great training for the next major hurricane or other mass evacuation.

 

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9.  What happens in the van stays in the van (we hope!)

 

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8.  Freddy is everywhere.  Freddy sees everything.

 

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7.  Cows.

 

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6.  When the hell else can adults nap in public during the day?

 

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5.  After being up for 36 straight hours and running 15-20 miles, you’ll understand our one beer limit!

 

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4.  Even so…you’re bound to see things that will make you wonder if you’ve actually had more than just one beer.

 

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3.  Hot men.  Hot Women.  Race Director Bob.

 

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2.  Other forms of unbelievably ridiculous gorgeousness.

 

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1. It’s great to be a 40-year old (or any age!) relay  virgin! First time registrants will receive a $120 discount if they sign up by 12/31, using code New16!! Make someone proud – REGISTER TODAY!

Which of these reasons is YOUR personal favorite?  Let us know by commenting below…or give us your OWN reason, if you’ve got one!

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